Sometimes

I wish so hard I look like this:

I don't wish for something specific necessarily,

but it's frequent.

Some examples may be:

*Ahem* Miss Shelby Barney of Lindon Entering

Sometimes I wish we lived in the olden days with Grand Entrances and Introductions.

With beautiful gowns and hoop skirts.

And horse drawn carriages.

Sometimes I wish I was a Princess.

And then I remember:

I have indoor plumbing.